{"product_id":"crabby-before-coffee-crabby-lady","title":"Crabby Before Coffee - Crabby Lady","description":"\u003cp\u003eLet’s be honest… mornings aren’t your thing. ☕🦀 Our “Crabby Before Coffee” tee says what everyone’s already thinking—before that first cup, it’s best to proceed with caution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing our signature sassy crab (complete with oversized sunglasses and a little attitude), this design is perfect for anyone who needs coffee before they’re ready to be nice. Whether you’re heading to the beach, running errands, or just surviving the morning rush, this shirt brings humor, personality, and just the right amount of warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for: Coffee lovers with a sense of humor Early mornings (or not-so-early ones) Beach days, vacations, and casual wear A funny and relatable gift for friends, moms, or coworkers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It: Playful, eye-catching design with personality Soft, comfortable fit for everyday wear Easy to style with jeans, shorts, or your favorite cozy layers A guaranteed conversation starter (and fair warning!) Because once the coffee kicks in, you’re delightful… but until then? A little crabby. 😎🦀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48787110232299,"sku":"89579445744720105417","price":26.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48787110265067,"sku":"13994387568209402109","price":26.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48787110297835,"sku":"57355133707653112896","price":26.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48787110330603,"sku":"31982402922863811239","price":26.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48787110363371,"sku":"86098971902722960038","price":26.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48787110396139,"sku":"11055479877512340969","price":27.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48787110428907,"sku":"90137739099572402632","price":27.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48787110461675,"sku":"33165607631575829503","price":27.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48787110494443,"sku":"79756973088198373904","price":26.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7798\/7563\/files\/13033345899263461216_2048.jpg?v=1781055994","url":"https:\/\/crabbystate.com\/products\/crabby-before-coffee-crabby-lady","provider":"Crabby State Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}